On this bootylicious episode, the gang cover some secondary characters from Disney's 1991 animated film Beauty and the Beast. They, along with Johnny Wolfenstein, the indentured servant of the Grand Guignol Network, reveal what kind of enchanted object they'd be. There's a fun discussion that Patsy ruins, as he is wont to do, and makes Nicole angry, which is a total, super surprise. Patsy gives you the lowdown on how to participate in a once in a lifetime event, Ashes gives you some great wine recommendations, as per usual, and we serve up a new battle! All this...and MORE!